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America’s Daughter, Stormi Webster, is already following her mom’s footsteps with a possible “secret brand” in the works. Yes, at three years old, Stormi Webster is determined to make us all feel massively unaccomplished and doing a damn good job at that. The news came in the second part of mom Kylie Jenner’s YouTube series, Inside Kylie Cosmetics, a docuseries focusing on the relaunch and establishment of Kylie Cosmetics.

Stormi steals the show in the episode, which effectively serves as both an office tour — yes, a three-year-old has an office — as well as confirming the rumors that Kylie Baby does, in fact, exist. “She’s actually launching a little secret brand soon that we’ve been working on for a while,” Jenner shares about Stormi’s upcoming brand. The YouTube series effectively confirms that Stormi is a high-ranking official in the Kylie Cosmetics world, complete with a presence in meetings since birth. The brand’s Chief Commercial Officer, Megan Mildrew, joking in the video that “one day we’ll all be working for Stormi.”

It’s clear that Stormi’s brand is not Kylie Baby, Jenner’s long-rumored (and Instagram verified) foray into the baby care world, because why would Stormi want to collab with her mom, she can do it all by herself. Jenner first trademarked Kylie Baby back when Stormi was an actual baby, with the trademark covering beauty products, strollers, and clothing. “The Instagram’s not even ready yet. It’s verified but I haven’t confirmed anything Kylie Baby,” Kylie boasts in the docuseries. Stormi may have been kind enough to let her mom do a Kylie Cosmetics Stormi collection, but it’s clear who is the real media genius in the family.

Can’t wait to see Stormi sitting in a giant leather chair next to Outspoken Billionaire and Owner Of The Dallas Mavericks Mark Cuban on the next season of Shark Tank.

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