
It has recently come to my attention that “Spooky Season” is now a thing. Apparently, this is what we’re calling the weeks leading up to Halloween, when we’re all supposed to binge candy corn and late-night horror flicks. But I’ve always thought of October as the season of the witch. (Hat-tip to Donovan.) As the leaves begin to fall and jack-o’-lanterns begin to appear on doorsteps, I’m inclined to brew a pot of spiked apple cider—or a stiff martini—and settle in for a marathon of witchy films to get in the mood for All Hallows’ Eve.
The advantage to this approach, of course, is that movies about witches come in a variety of different tones and genres. You want romance? Comedy? Camp? Horror? There’s a witchy movie out there for each. And they tend to be stylish experiences, inventive in both their approach to the themes of magic and their depictions of powerful supernatural women. Here are five all-time faves.
Practical Magic
For better or worse, this 1998 film is basically the celluloid
equivalent of a pumpkin spice latte. It’s silly, sentimental, a
little corny, but it’s pretty and it feels seasonally appropriate,
not just because it’s about a couple of witches, but also because
it’s got that chunky sweater, autumn in New England feel. Sandra
Bullock and
Nicole Kidman star as sisters Sally and Gillian Owens who,
despite their earth mama/sex goddess magic, both suffer from
romantic tribulations that can be traced back to an old family
curse. The tremendous Stockard Channing and Dianne Wiest play the
sisters’ delightfully batty aunts whose caftans, scarves, parasols,
Nancy-Meyers-by-way-of-Morgan-le-Fay kitchen and general disdain
for conventionality are all ironclad #witchgoals. If you want a
comforting dose of romantic charm in your spooky season viewing,
you could do a lot worse than Practical Magic.
The Witches of Eastwick
I could go on for days about the differences between this 1987 film
and John Updike’s 1984 novel—a personal problematic
fave. But despite dialing back the novel’s more explicit
witchcraft, among other significant changes, director George
Miller’s adaptation is still a perennial delight, thanks primarily
to its superstar cast. Cher,
Susan Sarandon and Michelle Pfeiffer star as a trio of single
girlfriends who manage to unwittingly summon a dark stranger, Jack
Nicholson’s Daryl Van Horne, to their small New England town. Each
woman has her own unique talents and troubles which Daryl, who may
or may not be the devil himself, helps them master—mostly by
sleeping with them.
Interestingly, the film takes Updike’s snide satire of feminism and turns it on its head slightly. Via Nicholson’s virtuosic scene stealing we get a phantasmagoric spoof of a particular breed of misogynist: the kind of guy who puts women on a pedestal only to reveal his operatic resentment when they disappoint him.
The Love Witch
Director Anna Biller’s dazzling 2016 indie is an homage to 1960s
B-movies and Age of Aquarius-era occultism. The aesthetic is high
camp, all saturated colors and purposefully anachronistic style.
But amid all the witchy trappings—spell casting and naked rituals
in the woods—there’s a clever examination of gender roles. Elaine
(Samantha Robinson), the beautiful young Wiccan at the center of
the film, is desperate to be loved by men and devotes all of her
abilities, both as a witch and as a woman, to attracting and
pleasing them. And the results are tragic. Biller’s gaze is
resolutely feminine; the artificiality of the film’s production
design mirrors the artifice of Elaine’s feminine
self-presentations—her aqua eye shadow, her immaculately lacquered
nails, her cascading ink black wig. The Love Witch may
look like a candy-coated bag of tricks and treats, but there’s real
substance to this potent brew.
The Witch
Teen witches, love witches, campy witches; sexy sorceresses and
earthy wise women; witchcraft as empowerment, magic as a
superpower. That’s all fun, but Robert Eggers’s 2015 horror film
takes us back to a time when witchcraft meant real terror. In
The Witch, it’s the 1630s and a family of Puritan settlers
has been cast out of their New England colony to fend for
themselves in the wilderness. Soon after establishing a small farm
at the edge of a dark, untamed forest, tragedy strikes when the
youngest member of the family, baby Samuel, disappears. Fear soon
sets in, as patriarch William (Ralph Ineson) begins to suspect
eldest daughter Thomasin (Anya
Taylor-Joy in her first film role) of witchcraft.
Eggers’s film is a masterclass in ambient dread. Unlike The Crucible, which also used Puritan witchcraft superstitions as a metaphor for paranoia, the witch here is real. But the film’s terror comes from its bleak atmosphere, its sense of isolation and the severity of William’s loveless, unforgiving theology as much as from its disturbing imagery. Still, I defy anyone who says The Witch doesn’t have a happy ending!
Suspiria (2018)
I fully accept that it is a controversial move to include Luca
Guadagnino’s 2018 remake and not the 1977 original
directed by Dario Argento, the master of Italian horror. Argento’s
film is a classic, and I certainly wouldn’t discourage anyone from
seeking it out. But while the original is a visual feast of
psychedelic design and camp frights, Guadagnino’s Suspiria
has an essential witchiness that the earlier film lacks. The
director trades Argent’s saturated palette for a dingier, muddier
look, setting his film’s sinister dance academy against the
backdrop of the political unrest of 1970s Berlin.
Dakota Johnson stars as Susie, an American dance prodigy who
finds herself at the mercy of a coven of witches lead by the
mysterious Madame Blanc (Tilda
Swinton).
Guadagnino is playing—to various degrees of success—with heavy themes here: motherhood, Berlin’s post-war trauma. But I like to think of Suspiria as the dark inverse of Call Me by Your Name. While Guadagnino’s Oscar-winning 2017 queer romance is drenched in sunshine and suffused with a kind of youthful masculine ease, Suspiria is grim, dirty, violent, visceral, with an almost entirely female cast. Characters are constantly chewing; bones break, blood—and other fluids—flow, and Guadagnino’s gaze never looks away. The young men in Call Me by Your Name are intellectuals in love; they’re all heart and head. The women of the Markos Dance Academy use their bodies and the bodies of others, in all their unseemly messiness, to grasp for power. Be warned: this is one is all about the gore and body horror! But isn’t finding beauty in the grotesque kind of what witchiness is all about?













