It’s true, Milan served some spectacular, oh-so eloquent utterances from the style set. But incredulously, Paris was even better. Yes, even in the chez of chic, the crass, crude and lewd transpired from fashion’s elite, proving that no matter how much Bottega you wear, you can still be as rude and repugnant as ever.

Below, another brilliant edition of asinine observations, quips and comments from some of the chicest and most powerful women and men in fashion.

PARIS, FRANCE – SEPTEMBER 25: Caroline Caro Daur seen wearing belted navy jacket, pants, heels with print and Erika Boldrin seen wearing purple turtleneck knit, black coat with slit, bordeaux mini bag outside Maison Margiela Show during Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring Summer 2020 on September 25, 2019 in Paris, France. (Photo by Christian Vierig/Getty Images)

between influencers, outside nanushka 
“My arm looks skinny, post that one.”

between editors, outside thom browne
“Which sprouse is that?”

an editor, outside chanel
“This is so much chicer than Milan.”

an influencer about the all the attendees with ritz umbrellas, outside chanel
“well, we can’t all stay at the f*cking ritz, now can we.”

between editors, between shows
editor 1: “how did she make 9/11 about herself?”
editor 2: “and worse still, in that horrific outfit. at least be a c*nt in jacquemus.”

an editor to a buyer, outside chanel
“OMG, an espadrille! She’s absolutely not wearing an espadrille to my wedding. It’s just so British.”

an influencer, outside loewe
“I just paid 8 euro for a Nespresso coffee. F*cking paris.”

a buyer about an influencer, outside louis vuitton
“How does she sleep at night?”

between editors, outside lacoste
“oh look, it’s that annoying kid from stranger things.”

an influencer about her impending nuptials, outside loewe
I’m going to approve everyone’s outfits before they come to my wedding.”

an influencer to another influencer, outside alessandra rich
“all i want is a straight jacquemus. is that too much to ask?”

between editors about an influencer, outside lacoste
“That colour should be burnt.”

an unnamed celebrity, walking into louis vuitton
“honestly, I think christian louboutin must have been tortured by a woman in a past life. my feet are literally bleeding.”

anna wintour’s right-hand man gesturing to an editor who was accidentally flashing, at louis vuitton
“Um, your dress is open…”

between editors, outside celine
“Australia is a dump compared to this.”

PARIS, FRANCE – MARCH 04: Giorgia Tordini wearing brown overall and Gilda Ambrosio is seen wearing pink suit outside Giambattista Valli during Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2019/2020 on March 04, 2019 in Paris, France. (Photo by Christian Vierig/Getty Images)