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Our last experience with the Fifty Shades franchise (it’s second instalment Fifty Shades Darker) confirmed what we already knew: the chemistry-less Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan’s dominant-versus-submissive sex scenes fell short of their tantalising viewing promise, giving way instead to one helluva clichéd script. But author E.L. James wouldn’t have cared, the first two films still grossed nearly one billion at the box offices and if we’re honest, we’re thankful for them even if only for the soundtrack (Read: Taylor Swift and Zayn’s I Don’t Wanna Live Forever).

Now though, a teaser has released for third film Fifty Shades Freed, in Australian cinemas February 14, and… surely the obsession ends here. The doe-eyed stare of Anastasia Steele and billionaire with a plain wedding band Christian Grey marry and jet off to Europe for their honeymoon. Of course, Christian isn’t who he says he is and Anastasia (again) becomes caught up in his underworld ego. Are you going to see this film?