The second date involved a shark encounter
By all accounts, it began earlier this year
How very Angelina-Jolie-Billy-Bob-Thornton of him...
These couples decided they would be social distancing for good
Which comes as a surprise to approximately no one given she's already got a tattoo of her new beau's name...
It's very Julia Stiles dancing on top of a table in “10 Things I Hate About You”