{"id":42701,"date":"2015-07-02T11:47:37","date_gmt":"2015-07-02T09:47:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/graziamagazine.com\/es\/?p=42701"},"modified":"2015-07-02T11:56:06","modified_gmt":"2015-07-02T09:56:06","slug":"que-cruel-eres-siri","status":"publish","type":"articles","link":"https:\/\/graziamagazine.com\/es\/articles\/que-cruel-eres-siri\/","title":{"rendered":"Qu\u00e9 cruel eres, Siri"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Se\u00f1or Apple, igual no te has dado cuenta, pero Siri, la asistente por\u00a0reconocimiento de voz, se est\u00e1 empezando a poner algo chulita<\/strong>. Que s\u00ed, en serio, que esto de la confianza se le est\u00e1 yendo de las manos y, como se cree la reina el mundo, la que sabe qu\u00e9 restaurantes o gasolineras tienes cerca, pues coge y zas, nos habla como si fu\u00e9semos tontos.<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfQue no sabes de qu\u00e9 estamos hablando? Te contamos: <strong>cuando le preguntas a Siri cu\u00e1nto es cero entre cero, la t\u00eda se remanga y te contesta dej\u00e1ndote por los suelos<\/strong>. Ya, bueno, quiz\u00e1 no deber\u00edamos haberle preguntado eso,\u00a0\u00a1m\u00e1s tontos somos nosotros!\u00a0pero es que su respuesta es grandiosa; devastadora, s\u00ed, pero grandiosa.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_42713\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-42713\" style=\"width: 785px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-42713\" src=\"https:\/\/graziamagazine.com\/es\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/12\/2015\/07\/02113259\/siri1.jpg\" alt=\"Siri, qu\u00e9 cruel eres. \" width=\"785\" height=\"480\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-42713\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Siri, qu\u00e9 cruel eres.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><em>Nosotros: Siri, \u00bfcu\u00e1nto es cero entre cero?<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Siri: Imagina que tienes cero galletas y quieres dividirlas entre cero amigos. \u00bfCu\u00e1ntas galletas das a cada uno? \u00bfVes? No tiene sentido.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-42716\" src=\"https:\/\/graziamagazine.com\/es\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/12\/2015\/07\/02113608\/2siri.gif\" alt=\"2siri\" width=\"245\" height=\"150\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Y no contenta con eso, remata: <strong>\u00abAs\u00ed que el monstruo de las galletas est\u00e1 triste porque no tiene galletas y t\u00fa est\u00e1s triste porque no tienes amigos\u00bb.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-42717\" src=\"https:\/\/graziamagazine.com\/es\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/12\/2015\/07\/02113614\/1siri.gif\" alt=\"1siri\" width=\"500\" height=\"275\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Querida, estas cosas no se dicen as\u00ed.<strong> Una tiene que ser m\u00e1s delicada con los asuntos de la amistad<\/strong>&#8230; aunque, claro, teniendo en cuenta que nos dedicamos a tener extensas conversaciones contigo, igual raz\u00f3n no te falta al afirmar eso.<\/p>\n<p>En fin, la voz ha corrido r\u00e1pido y, al parecer, quedan pocas personas en el mundo con un iPhone en la mano que no hayan puesto a prueba al asistente de su tel\u00e9fono. \u00bfLas reacciones?<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"es\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Ask Siri \u00abwhat is zero divided by zero?\u00bb RIGHT. NOW.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Aaron Paul (@aaronpaul_8) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/aaronpaul_8\/status\/615762867480989696\" target=\"_blank\">junio 30, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"es\"><p>\nComo sentirse solo en 2 pasos: 1. Preg\u00fantale a Siri cuanto es 0 entre 0 2. Ve por pa\u00f1uelos. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/y2Wsl4Ad8U\" target=\"_blank\">pic.twitter.com\/y2Wsl4Ad8U<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Efrain Salinas (@Efrain_Salinas) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Efrain_Salinas\/status\/616437450324340737\" target=\"_blank\">julio 2, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"es\"><p>\n\u00ab<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mxvh_\" target=\"_blank\">@mxvh_<\/a>: Siri, \u00bfcu\u00e1nto es 0\/0? JAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJA <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/T38rTCLe8R\" target=\"_blank\">pic.twitter.com\/T38rTCLe8R<\/a>\u00bb \u2014 Jess (@jessiLMLM) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jessiLMLM\/status\/616365711515078656\" target=\"_blank\">julio 1, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"es\"><p>No me quiere Siri no tiene sentimientos Andy. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/bKUc7yZzMd\" target=\"_blank\">pic.twitter.com\/bKUc7yZzMd<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ayuda Dms (@AyudaDms6) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AyudaDms6\/status\/616113579436027904\" target=\"_blank\">julio 1, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"es\"><p>Como sentirte solo en 2 pasos: 1- Preg\u00fantale a Siri cu\u00e1nto es 0 entre 0 2.- Ve por pa\u00f1uelos <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/WLLldmffpY\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/t.co\/WLLldmffpY<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/hGZA6me9SJ\" target=\"_blank\">pic.twitter.com\/hGZA6me9SJ<\/a> \u2014 C\u00f3digo Espagueti (@SomosEspagueti) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SomosEspagueti\/status\/615922340250030080\" target=\"_blank\">junio 30, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"es\"><p>\nYo Despues que le pregunte a Siri cuanto es cero entre cero &#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/dG8aiaRSr4\" target=\"_blank\">pic.twitter.com\/dG8aiaRSr4<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Tania Valdespino (@MedicenFO) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MedicenFO\/status\/615765174360748032\" target=\"_blank\">junio 30, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 258px;\" 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