Screen Shot 20160617 at 120139 PM
Credit: Instagram @kimkardashian

So here’s what we know, Kim Kardashian has super soft boobs. According to Caity Weaver from GQ, they’re So soft it makes velvet feel like splinters.” Fair enough Caity.

While the internet is buzzing over Weaver’s recent interview with Kardashian, in which she outs Taylor Swift as a ‘victim,’ beauty junkies are instead obsessing over her boobs. What in the world could be helping her chest be, “So soft that touching it is like scooping up the delicate pink dawn sky with your fingers, or holding a ball of lotion in your hand.”

Thankfully, as we know very well by now, Kardashian is a sharer.

In a series of Snaps, Kardashian kindly revealed her morning skincare routine to her followers, which included a $336, decollate serum by cult beauty brand, Lancer.

Bosom banter aside though, Kardashian’s current skincare routine is surprisingly concise, proving that often going for quality, not quantity gets results in the beauty cabinet.

Let’s beak it down, shall we?

Step one: Prep skin with face wipes
Kardashian’s pick? The cult This Works, In Transit No Traces Pads. 

“I love anything that smells like rose.”

 

InTransit
Kiehl’s, Super Multi Corrective Eye Opening Serum, $65. SHOP NOW 

Step Two: Hydrate with nourishing essential oils
Kardashian uses a Jojoba Oil-based formula by Anastasia Beauty, which sadly isn’t available anymore. Fear not, there are many other similar mixes that should still do the trick. 

 “I feel like my face hates moisturisers so I’m going to use this hydrating oil that I love and I kind of put this all over my body too.” 

 

Step Three: Slather on a serum
Kardashian loves the super luxe Imperiale Longevity Concentrate from Guerlain, which features the brands famed orchid extract to tighten and brighten between selfies.

“I love the way Guerlain smells. I’m going to put this all over my face after the oil but wait like maybe 10 minutes for it to all soak in.”   

 

guerlain
GUERLAIN, IMPERIALE LONGEVITY CONCENTRATE, $725. SHOP NOW

 

Step four: Don’t disregard your decollate
To get a opening paragraph inspiring decollate, Kardashian layers it every AM with the firming, contouring and sculpting serum by Lancer.

St

Lancer
Lancer, Contour Décolleté Firming Concentrate, $336. SHOP NOW

 

Step five: All about the eyes
Even Kim slacks off in the eye department (she’s just like us!) but she’s nobly trying to change her ways.

“I’m going to try this eye serum I’ve never used it before but I’ve got to start wearing more eye cream.”

Step six: Body of work
Kardashian’s top tip for supple skin sans stretch marks? Amp up the efforts of your body lotion with nourishing oil.

“And I’m obsessed with body oils. I do a combo of lotion and I do switch between these three everyday.”

Shop Kim’s Morning Skin Routine

KIMBODY
Noodle & Boo, Nectar Elasticity Oil, $28.95. SHOP NOW
Elizabeth Arden, Eight Hour Cream All-Over Miracle Oil, $36. SHOP NOW
Blue Lagoon Iceland, Silica Softening Bath and Body Oil, $53. SHOP NOW

thoughts?