Drake wrote In My Feelings after hooking up with Kim Kardashian.

That’s the totally plausible theory posited by a Twitter user, whose argument convinced so many people his tweets went viral and got the attention of Kim herself.

As Tyler Morrison, who’s been liked and retweeted tens of thousands of times points out, Kiki is one of Kardashian’s nicknames, and the name of a KKW lipstick.

Referring to the line from Drake’s rap on Travis Scott’s track SICKO MODE, “I crept down the block (down the block) Made a right (yeah, right), paid the price,” Morrison also points out just how close Drake lives to Kim and Kanye, and that to visit he would indeed need to make a right.

He goes on. You can read the full thread here.

But apparently all that digging has amounted to nothing more than speculation.

Commenting on an Instagram post about the theory on The Shade Room’s account, Kim wrote “Never happened. End of story.”

Damn. We were totally convinced.