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Congratulations to Shari, whose Airbnb listing is no doubt experiencing record levels of demand after Kendall Jenner deigned to spend an undisclosed amount of time there over the Independence Day long weekend.

‘Gorgeous Malibu beach home w/ stunning views’ has all the mod-cons a model of Jenner’s stature requires to spend a weekend celebrating her freedom and independence in a level of comfort commensurate with her hard-earned lifestyle: 3.5 bathrooms, a laptop friendly workspace, 3pm check-in and ample clothes hangers. It rents for $3017 per night.

Valued at $30 million, the house is located the long shadow cast by Caitlyn Jenner’s hilltop Malibu manse and at the end of a gated cul-de-sac overlooking Broad Beach. The three bedroom home counts Robert Downey Jr., Richard Gere and Jennifer Aniston amongst its neighbours, and house rules stipulate that guests not host any parties. 

I don’t know, Kendall. This sure looks like a party to me.

Guest rating: zero stars.

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