Christmas is less than six weeks away, which means it’s time for what’s become one of the internet’s favourite Christmas traditions: the annual Goop Holiday Gift Guide.
Every year Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle website digs up some of the most luxurious, unusual and outrageous items that can be bought, and this year is no exception.
From marble dumbbells to a Hermes surfboard, here are the most extra items.
(All prices are in Australian dollars).
- Addition Studio Marble Dumbbell, $137
It’s not clear if you’ll get even more ripped by using a dumbbell made of marble, but you will look chic doing your overhead tricep extensions.
- Miwak Junior Aurelia Ceramic 22K Gold Pipe, $192
To be clear, we do not endorse smoking of any kind (think of your poor skin, darling!). But following the recent legalisation of marijuana in some US states, it’s no wonder Goop tracked down an incredibly extra 22 karat gold pipe.
- Glacce Rose Quartz Crystal Straw, $93
A $93 drinking straw sounds outrageous because, well, it is. But when you think about it, given the terrible environmental impact of plastic straws, a reusable rose quartz straw is a Christmas gift to planet earth, too.
- Apparatus Censer Incense Burner, $1126
No, that’s not a typo – this incense burner costs more than $1000. To be fair, this gift is listed in Goop’s self-aware Ridiculus But Awesome gift guide.
- Hermes surfboard, $10, 574
Because even the person in your life who has everything (including an $1100 incense burner) still needs something to unwrap on Christmas morning.