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Isan Elba, the 17-year-old daughter of Idris Elba and this year’s Golden Globes Ambassador, may have the gig that all the teens want (“You’ll see me on stage holding the trophies, and I get to see cool celebrities; it’s a big deal”, she told People) but who wants to enjoy the unending spoils of nepotism when you could make your entrée into Hollywood society with a high-end catering gig?
Embodying very 2019 energy is the Fiji Water Girl, whose thirsty lurking in the background of many a red carpet photo – serving looks and serving bottled water – has earned her the accolade of being the first great meme of 2019.
“It’s all strategic,” the Fiji Water photo-bomber told The LA Times. “You’ve got to angle.”
You’ve simply got to angle. Now, get to work.
There could be 100 Fiji waters on the red carpet… but it only takes one to quench your thirst pic.twitter.com/Z1GpKiI2w5
— Jamie McCarty (@JamieMcCarty) January 7, 2019
and the #goldenglobe for most ominous photobomb goes to . . . FIJI WATER GIRL! pic.twitter.com/8zcxxDbeGJ
— Quinn (@QuinnKeaney) January 7, 2019
Fiji water lady OWNED the #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/84wvYSqGa5
— 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐞 (@GallantPurple) January 7, 2019
FYI: I have already written 200 pages of the Fiji Water girl’s inner monologue tonight pic.twitter.com/2VvMGRJPW4
— Jarett Wieselman (@JarettSays) January 6, 2019
The fiji water girl is serving LOOKS. Opportunity seeking at its finest. Get it queen! pic.twitter.com/LfgiKvG3bQ
— Alex Grigorian (@alexgrigorian_) January 7, 2019
The Fiji water girl looks so good please jjskdj pic.twitter.com/ZjpyJi72T0
— diana 🛸 (@ICARUSVINYL) January 7, 2019
fiji water lady is deeply relatable pic.twitter.com/HNHillls3h
— #1 Rachel (@rachel) January 7, 2019
The Fiji water girl is me trying to act nonchalant but also serve face in the background of club photos #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/5i2bvfZ8nU
— Ethan Harvey (@ethanharv) January 7, 2019
The Fiji water girl came here to serve 💅🏻 #goldenglobes pic.twitter.com/dXPjzZRxCw
— TechMuzz (@techmuzz) January 7, 2019
tired: spilling tea
wired: serving fiji water #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/TTou8mz8Cs— Alp Ozcelik (@alplicable) January 7, 2019
The Fiji water woman posing behind celebrities on the red carpet #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/ivHZvQ1UAo
— jon (@prasejeebus) January 7, 2019
Don’t let the FIJI water girl distract you from the fact that unless you have no alternative, single-use plastic bottled water is a terrible thing to do to the environment.
— Sophie Ford (@hecticsophie) January 7, 2019
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