I’ll be honest here. I get incredibly confused about all of the Hollywood Chrises. There’s Chris Hemsworth (undeniably number one), Chris Evans (ranked on Google as number one, but it’s wrong), Chris Pine (number four on Google but we’re moving him up to third place due to the week it’s been) and Chris Pratt (number four) – to name but a few!
In fact, twice in this article I’ve gone to write Chris Pine’s name, only to realise that it is, in fact, Chris Evans who accidentally shared his dick pic to the world – and for that, I should, and will, remember him.
On Saturday, Evans popped on Instagram to post a wholesome video of himself playing a game of Heads Up with his family. But the video was part of a screen recording of the actor’s phone and before the clip cut out, it briefly showed his photo gallery, complete with a photo of his unclothed genitals. It actually also showed a photo of him with the words ‘Guard that pussy’ over the top, which is potentially more alarming, but I digress.
Of course, Twitter instantly erupted into chaos and the video containing said photos was quickly removed by Evans, but the internet never forgets.
— Wambui Mungai 🎗 (@carolwmungai) September 15, 2020
The Avengers actor went silent for a couple of days, likely dying of embarrassment as you would if you leaked your own nudes to the world, before coming back with a pretty perfect response.
Now that I have your attention
VOTE Nov 3rd!!!
— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) September 15, 2020
In the comments, The Good Place actor Jameela Jamil joked to Captain America: “You did it for your country,” but this tweet would have to be my favourite:
I for one support Chris Evans and his new “Dicks Out for Democracy” campaign.
— Tyler Mead (@Meadbymead) September 15, 2020
All in a day’s work.