VENICE, ITALY – AUGUST 29: Brad Pitt walks the red carpet ahead of the “Ad Astra” screening during the 76th Venice Film Festival at Sala Grande on August 29, 2019 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images)

Back in August, Brad Pitt was confirmed to be dating – or at least seeing – a woman for the first time since his messy split from Angelina Jolie. The news sent the world – the women and gay men of the world, anyway – absolutely wild: Pitt is one of the world’s most eligible bachelors, after all.

The woman who seemingly won Pitt’s heart was (ridiculously good looking) 27-year-old German model Nicole Poturalski. But fast-forward a few months and it looks like this romance is already over, with sources telling Page Six that Pitt and Poturalski broke up “a while back.”

A source explained that Pitt and Poturalski, who were last spotted together in August in the South of France, are “totally over” and that their relationship was actually “never all that serious as it was cracked up to be.”

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Poturalski, who’s reportedly in an “open marriage” with 68-year-old restauranteur Roland Mary, was pictured earlier this week spending time in Berlin with her husband. According to the Daily Mail, Mary is “not interested” in jealousy surrounding his wife’s recent relationship with Pitt. Which seems… like a lie, because have you seen his face?

While news of Pitt and Poturalski dating wasn’t reported until this August, the couple actually first became involved in August 2019 at a party following the Berlin premiere of Pitt’s movie Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood. They were photographed for the first time together at a Kanye West concert in LA in November 2019 with Alia Shawkat, who we all thought Pitt was dating at the time and who I would very much like to see him date now.

thoughts?